We’re all fairly acquainted with Xur, the touring alien service provider in Future 2 who seems on Fridays and (hopefully) sells precious items all through the weekend. Nevertheless, Xur is nowhere to be discovered when he is not promoting weapons and kit. What’s that man getting as much as?
Query: What does Xur do from Tuesday to Friday?
Runs a donut store on the aspect – TJ Denzer, wonders what a Xur donut tastes like
There’s a fairly particular vibe for individuals like Xur who solely work half the week and have odd hours. Three days out of the week to fiddle nonetheless you need? Right here’s my principle: Xur runs a personally owned donut store. Very particular. Solely open for 3 days out of the week. And if you know the way a few of these mother and pop outlets run, then perhaps you recognize that he simply makes a specific amount and when it’s gone, it’s gone, and he closes up for the day. You gotta be up there at like 7:59 a.m. when the store opens in case you’re gonna get your self a dozen of these candy Xur donuts. I hear he makes a ridiculously good pecan bearclaw
And yeah, Xur most likely solely takes Unusual Cash and Motes of Gentle for his donuts, so that you higher do your grinding in case you’re gonna get at these fresh-baked items.
He’s a stay-at-home dad – Asif Khan, CEO/EIC/EIEIO/By chance Beat Future 1
Xur is a outstanding arms supplier in Future 2, however do you know he has 9 youngsters? What did you assume it meant to be Agent of the 9? He took the title tremendous significantly, and was fruitful and multiplied in his free time.
Most Tuesdays-Fridays Xur could be present in a task similar to Danny Tanner from Full Home, managing carpools, making peanut butter sandwiches, meting out fatherly life recommendation, and serving to with college tasks like science honest posters and e book reviews.
Xur has nice offers on the weekends, however his 9 youngsters are his delight and pleasure. No phrase on what occurred to his important others…
Drunk in The Final Metropolis – Invoice Lavoy, Hunter Vanguard
I’ve lengthy held the idea that my private guardian, when not killing gods, is present in a dive bar deep inside The Final Metropolis. The sort the place you don’t must hassle ordering as a result of the Fallen bartender is aware of your order. I assume that each time the Vanguard has an project for me they must ship somebody to peel my face off the desk and sober me up.
Within the nook of the identical bar, at a desk all his personal, is Xur. He by no means stops ingesting however by no means will get drunk. No one dares sit with him. He pays for his drinks with Unusual Cash, a forex that no different patrons are permitted to make use of. Each Friday an hour earlier than he’s due within the Tower he will get up, walks out, and isn’t seen once more till the next Tuesday about an hour after he leaves the Tower. That’s the thriller of Xur. He’s simply chilling at a dive bar in The Final Metropolis.
Runs Dares of Eternity – Sam Chandler, His will is his personal
I believe that, no matter the place he’s or what time of day it’s, Xur finds a strategy to proceed to run Dares of Eternity. Whether or not he’s hawking wares over the weekend or it’s the center of the work week, he must be there, boots on the bottom along with his celestial steed, operating the sport present. Does he have a alternative within the matter? Most likely not. Afterall, his will just isn’t his personal.
Watching us carefully – Donovan Erskine, Hunter
By the character of his job, Xur sees and meets lots of people. He’s not an alien of many phrases, so I wish to think about that he is an observant people-watcher, perhaps to a regarding diploma. When he’s not promoting wares, I believe he’s hiding behind buildings, and watching us from vantage factors. He sees our highs, our lows, and all of the intimate particulars of our lives. Most significantly of all, he is aware of precisely what weapons and kit our inventories are missing.
Make amends for TV – Steve Tyminski, Livestreams!
What does Xur do from Tuesday to Thursday? It doesn’t matter who you’re or the place you’re from; when you will have some free time, you attempt to make amends for tv that you’ve missed. Xur isn’t any completely different. Identical to everybody else, when Xur doesn’t have work, he sits down and places Netflix on to chill out. I heard he’s catching up on Younger Sheldon and Scrumptious in Dungeon. If he appears like altering it up, Xur will hop on YouTube or Twitch and discover livestreamers he likes. It feels like Xur loves The Stevetendo Present and Pop! Goes the Tradition. Who knew Xur was such a giant Shacknews fan? Xur spends his free time catching up on TV and that’s one thing I can respect!
That is what we expect Xur is doing when he is not promoting wares on the weekend. What say you? Pontificate within the Chatty!
